Selfish suits you.

A little appreciation would help, you know. Even a 'thank you' would be cool. I helped you with something that made you frustrated. I talked behalf of you, but still in the end, I'd get nothing.

Run along now, little girl.

Pretty Slutty

I looked at my reflection. The older girl in the mirror who shrugged back at me didnt look nearly as uncomfortable as I felt. Actually, she looked kind of cool & sexy.

A dick hits the call button

Hello.

I have my limits. I can be nice, but if someone crosses the line & pisses me off, you definitely wont have the guts anymore to talk to me. If you disrespect me & suddenly cari pasal, then I swear you'll get fucked like you've never been before. Or I might just bite your head off. There is a story behind this expression of anger I have right now.
It started all from a call.

So my friend called me around three in the morning which is quite normal for me, I dont mind. But it was kind of my fault too, cause I was tired, I had no energy to talk to anyone neither opening my eyes from a very nice sleep. But so, maybe it was an emergency, or maybe he wanted to talk to someone cause he couldnt sleep? So I answered & he hung up. I was fine with it, so I went back to bed & few minutes later he called again, I answered & he hung up again. He repeated doing it for a hundred of times which pisses me off like hell cause I wanted to sleep, & it so hits my anger level 99 (!) Then I called him & said "If you fucking call me again & hang up, I will swear to God I'll chop your dick off when school starts." Then my battery died, so I didnt know what he was gonna say. Aisha was awake that time & she was right beside me, HAHAHA It was quite humiliating, cause she went "OMG Andrea". LMAO, but I was sleepy, so oh well.

Dont make me curse.

We believe in miracle

Hello.



Andrea : PURRHRHHH, but Im getting a guitar *laughs

Aizad : You dont need a guitar, you have mummy's guitar

Andrea : Mummy tak bagi guna, plus Im gonna buy a cheap one.

Aizad : Mana awak dapat duit?

Andrea : I'll korek hidung, then the taik hidung, BOOM! tukar jadi duit. Haaa, cool en?

Aizad : HOLY SHIT! Aizad dulu try dengan taik telinga.. tapi tak jadi

Andrea : Because your TAIK TELINGA aint cool like mine!

The jendul brother, Aizad Addean ♥

Learn the word respect, bitch.

The so retarded cousin who'd laugh at every random things I say, even though its not meant to be a joke -_-

Laugh all you want at our hair, it rocks our socks, okay (!) HAHA. As some of you people know, thats me on the right & my random cousin, Aisha Liyana on the left. Somehow, Im missing her badly already. *sobs quietly* Yes, I know. Its been only five hours since I flew away from Penang. Anyway, talking about flying, something bad happened to me in the plane. Well, not that bad, but yeah, bloody typical chinese, screw you.

So as you can see whenever we're on board & when you reach the sky already you could take off your seat belts & push down your chair backwards which means it will apparently be quite near to the passenger's lap behind you.

Me : *pushes chair slowly backwards*
Cina Apek : *punching & kicking the chair*
Me : Apa masalah?! *while doing this face --> -________-*
Cina Apek : Sempit!
Me : Ha, whats your problem kicking the chair? Why cant you just say nicely?
Cina Apek : Angkat lah!
Me : *says quietly* stupid.
Cina Apek : *mumbles in chinese*

Macam stupid jeee. Cakap je suara kuat in mandarin, but then when it comes to talking nicely to a person tak reti, stupid much.

I dont fool around with bitches that doesnt know how to respect.

Number One Daddy

Who should win the number one best daddy in the whole entire world?

I just wanted to wish my dad

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, (!)

I love you Babah : ) Look old, but feel young !

If you're reading this Babah, I just want you to know that you've been the best dad that you can be to Adel, Aizad & I. And I would like to speak behalf of them that we appreciate you for all the things you've done for us. The sacrifice looking for money. Maing sure that we get what we want. Always. I know since your divorce with Mummy & you getting married to Aunty Haizah before this, we didnt apparently had 'the talk'. But as you know now, Im trying to accept things slowly. You might always think that when I want to talk to you is when I need money. No, I dont. You're the one who's always giving, cause you know how obsessed I am with shoppings, but still you teach me how to earn my on money, so that I wouldnt end up being so spoiled like Adel :P Hehe. Well, I just miss the bonding time where we used to had before this. That you'd always buy me barbie dolls when we go to Toys R Us, & that you'd scold me if I fought with Aizad over the television remote.

Childhood memories.

Do not shoplift (!)

Hello.



Yesterday my cousins & I were watching telli, & it was showing advertisement, (which of course dah bosan tengok.) & Aisha told us a joke which I kinda ruined it kot? HAHA.

Aisha : You know the signs that scares people so they dont smoke, so um, there's a picture of a dot a big circle actually and below it there's a caption that says 'this is your brain', & then beside it, is a picture of a small dot & below it was a caption that says 'this is your brain after smoking'. Below the sign, there was another small dot, & it was labeled, 'this is your asshole'. Beside it was a picture of a big circle labeled 'this is asshole after going to prison'. Do not shoplift.

Andrea : I dont get it -_-

Sarah : I get it.

Andrea : *ten minutes later* Oh I get it!

Sarah & Aisha : Do you?

Andrea : Yeah, ah sebelum they masuk prison, their assholes were small, then masuk prison, bontot diorg kena rogol, so jadi lah lubang besar, kan?

All together : *laughing their asses off*

HAHA I love 'em ♥

Who ever said all little girls are innocent?

A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.

Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

Daddy, what are those two spiders doing? she asked

They're mating, her father replied

What do you call the spider on top? she asked.

That's a Daddy Long legs, her father answered.

So, the other one is a Mummy Long legs? the little girl asked.

As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied No dear. Both of them are Daddy Long legs.

The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment.... then took her foot and stomped them flat and said,

Well, we're not having any of that gay shit in our garden.

Spoon full of spicies

Hello.

I still dont know how I feel about him. It hurts my heart when he doesnt answer my phone calls or when he doesnt call me or text me forever.

In other words, I miss you. I wished I could stop the time so I would just be in your arms as long as I could. But yeah, fuck you.

Im in Penang, baby! Penang! HAHA. Its 3.28 in the morning & Im still blogging while listening to Aisha on the phone with her friend. Apparently, the both of us are the only one that are still awake. Oh, surprise surprise, its Ilia Iryani's birthday (!) Lol. If you're wondering who she is, she's my petite-est cousin I've ever had.

HAPPY SWEET SIXTEEN BIRTHDAY SAYANG : )

Anyhow, Uncle Punch & Aunt Iza are planning to go to Langkawi tomorrow to shop & might be celebrating Ilia's birthday there. But I dont think I might be going cause Im having a really bad sore throat & flu, which on raya most of the people that touched me got infected. I got scared to death cause my niece got it too. Sorry Kayla :( & to the people who got it too, except for Adel! You retard. Anyway, most of my cousins wont be going to Langkawi so, I might not go too. Sorry Iliot, we'll celebrate together when you get back (: ♥

When I was on the plane on the way to Penang, there were things that came up my mind. I felt like most of the people that poached my heart are going missing. For example, my so half-retarded-brain, Emylya. I mean, even for a day we're not contacting each other, I think half of my brain is not functioning. Anyway babe, if you're reading this I know its raya & you might be busy helping your mum & all, but I miss you like hell I so need to talk to you as soon as possible. I know that Im in Penang, but school will start soon & hell I cant wait anymore :( Love you.

Sigh. its four already & Im still wide awake, & yes Aisha is also still on the phone -_- Why my phone today so silent! Shit, zzz.

Wan Adib, if you're reading this too, I want you to know that Im sorry as hell & I would do anything to make you forgive me.

Stevie Wonder makes me wonder.

At least it doesnt touch me

Hello.

Few days ago, my mum & I were in the car, & suddenly there was a baby cicak on the windscreen, & I was freaking my ass off. Mummy was laughing at me & here the story goes,

Mum : *farts while sliding the windows by my side & hers down* EH CICAKKKKKKK !
Andrea : OHMYGOD SHITTTTTTTTT *looks around the car panicking, few seconds later hits mum's hand & slide up the window* APA MUMMY NI!
Mum : Awak sanggup nak bau kentut sebab takut cicak nak masuk?
Andrea : YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES (!)
Mum : HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

My eyes suddenly got so wide few minutes later. And you had no idea how I had to deal getting out from the car cause I was so scared that the cicak might drop on me -_-

I might be big but still I have a soft heart.

Hello,

I'll be leaving for Subang in a few minutes. And its so fucked up early & I dont really get it why I must wake up so early -_- Its Subang for God's sake. Its just a one hour drive, sigh. Anywy, Im all excited for my baju kurung that my aunt is doing for me. Yipee (!) Oh, its quite colourful though. I cant even remember what colour was in, HEHE. On Tuesday I'll be going to Penang, thanks for the ticket Babah.

Oh, got make a move!

So long, little girl.

Happy Raya :)

Hello.




Just wanted to take the opportunity to wish Selamat Hari Raya to who-ever-is-reading-this. Im sorry, but I've just been so out of ze mood to blog, so I guess I'll just post something more active & longer than this soon (!) I promise, soon.