At least it doesnt touch me

Hello.

Few days ago, my mum & I were in the car, & suddenly there was a baby cicak on the windscreen, & I was freaking my ass off. Mummy was laughing at me & here the story goes,

Mum : *farts while sliding the windows by my side & hers down* EH CICAKKKKKKK !
Andrea : OHMYGOD SHITTTTTTTTT *looks around the car panicking, few seconds later hits mum's hand & slide up the window* APA MUMMY NI!
Mum : Awak sanggup nak bau kentut sebab takut cicak nak masuk?
Andrea : YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES (!)
Mum : HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

My eyes suddenly got so wide few minutes later. And you had no idea how I had to deal getting out from the car cause I was so scared that the cicak might drop on me -_-